a word that translate to complete fatty. usually has horrible dance moves and takes very awkward selfies with people he's met on the streets. A shawn updegraff will also be known for lying a lot and losing a ping pong. usually has no money and begs for money and food.
man 1 hey this is expensive care to split the bill
man 2 sorry i can't
man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff
man 2 sorry i can't
man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff
by david the goat 🐐 August 21, 2017

usually short and insanely rich. likes girls who are questionable in nature. exhibits alpha male behaviour and like to joke about dicks. might be slightly gay
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