Kayden Nelson

Kayden Nelson is so f*cking hot.

Oh damm Kayden Nelson ur f*cking hot

by Kayden Nelson March 15, 2021

breistøl nilsen

is a rare last name only four people have it the name of these people are hidden so they can get there privacy
but the people are from norway

if you know anyone with this name say they are lucky to have the last name breistøl nilsen

by urban_reader May 18, 2021

lily nelson

a putrid beast intent on only creaming over youthful boys, has racist tendencies and “likes”women however only eats arse.

lily nelson is a dirty slag from consett who has raw bunda

by dossybum April 20, 2022

Pulling a Nelson

1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.

2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.

Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?

Response: Sure! Already on it!

Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?

Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.

by Gannzo December 30, 2013

Slapp Anna Olderø Nilsen ass september

Whole september you have to slap annas ass at least 100 times in september

you have to "Slapp Anna Olderø Nilsen ass september"

by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020

Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).

"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"

by Samuraicop February 25, 2021

Dr. Brendan Nelson

An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.

His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.

A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.

Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.

Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.

by Deejay the great! January 13, 2009