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Marriage is hell
by Man_Cummer September 13, 2022
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plural marriage

A term used by Mormom Fundamentalists and the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints to refer to a polygynist marriage.
When I spiritually married my "husband" John, I entered into a plural marriage, since he was already legally married to Jane.
by UtahPlygKid November 10, 2022
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Marriage

The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane
Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,

Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS
by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 16, 2022
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Marriage

A period of pain during a person's life; optionally avoided.
Oh no, Marriage is so painful. Sorry Jimmy...
by A Terminally Ill Person March 10, 2022
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leprechaun marriage

March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.

“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -
person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO

person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”

leprechaun marriage
by Winter 冬 March 13, 2022
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Marriage

'An expression of commitment of love from both to each other'. And it is expressed in different ways like putting a ring on the other's finger or circling 7 times around a fire pit with the other.
Marriage is a bond based on the commitment of each other.
by A.B. Shrek February 4, 2022
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