jake

A born King or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.

You get to experience a higher purpose of life following your leader, jake.

by randomcunt July 8, 2012

Jake

jakes an asshole who breaks peoples hearts. he may be sweet, but he will break you into a million pieces. stay away from them.

Jake just broke up with me in such an asshole way.

by beeflover1234566 June 24, 2014

jaked

to be ripped off by someone without paybacks

That ho must have jaked my wallet while I was asleep!

by shane April 24, 2003

Jake

A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.

Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.

by HelloKitty2323 December 8, 2011

Jake

Lacking inherent coolness - lame.

Man, that shit's jake!

by Anjin'sGal December 2, 2011

Jake

A man who sleeps in the basement.

Jake, get your ass out of my basement and get a job.

by Master_Saggy_tits February 4, 2015

Jake

A gay faggot. The biggest faggot you will meet. He also has a low activity in the bed and a 2 inch long chode and it is 3 feet wide. Gets no bitches.

Wow jake is so gay

by Objective101 June 2, 2014