Hanson

A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.

Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

Taylor Hanson

gay fucking wanker singer of hanson

"That guy...is a SHIT CUNT"

by LEM - Chino January 18, 2005

Harmonica

When two homosexuals are docking, and create a leclair- then a third homosexual places his mouth on the leclair and quickly moves it back and forth while blowing. This makes the leclair look like a it is a harmonica being played by a crazy man- complete with semen flying everywhere.

Mike liked Ryan and Sam's leclair so much, that he decided to make it a harmonica. Just like when he volunteered at the old folks home, thanking the elderlies.

by nonbeliever April 18, 2006

Hanson

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008

hanson

hanson: (1) the feeling of embarrassment you get for someone else. (2) a feeling that makes you cringe when witnessing a particularly awkward situation (3) feeling awkward by association (4) feeling embarrassed by association.

The feeling you get when you watch the band Hanson perform; the feeling you get when you run into someone from your hometown of Hanson, MA in Hanson, MA. "That was really hanson"

by Anita Rackow October 31, 2008

Harmonigasm

The effect of one of John Poppers harmonica solos or crazy harmonica melodys.

Dude the harmonica melody in that one blues traveller song makes me want to harmonigasm all over the place

by bonzoro July 1, 2011

Haroon Sheikh Gulabi

haroon sheikh is a master blaster. He is a beluga whale on the hunt for phaddas. He gets boners while getting fucked by a bunch of boys in a phadda. He is gay. “mera naam haroon drake hai”

look at him being gay he is such a haroon sheikh gulabi

by untibuntishunti August 11, 2020