A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
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Glitterally - adj., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns
Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must putt off dinner for one hour.
Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must putt off dinner for one hour.
by PortugalPants November 18, 2025
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Glitterally- adv., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns
Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must put off dinner for one hour.
Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must put off dinner for one hour.
by PortugalPants November 18, 2025
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