creep squad

a squad of creep spotters who are in fact the biggest creepers youll meet. beware the creep squad.

cam: look at those creepers
alexis: yeah theyre definetely the biggest creepers ive seen all day.
kelly: no way! were the ultimate creepers.
cam: yeah were the creep squad.
alexis: CREEP SQUAD THROW iT UP!

by KACreep November 4, 2007

creeping jesus

someone who drives slow

"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"

by Big Brown May 21, 2007

creep vine

Your fucking a girl so shes doggy style you tell her "hold on i need to adjust" just then your friend sneeks in and u both preceed to double penatrait her ass.

I was fucking dave when that dirty bastard slipped me into creep vine.

by Mario party players May 9, 2006

design creep

Unncessary placement of graphics on otherwise normal items in order to make a product stand out from its competitors. Tends to 'creep' in with each successive line of products in order to maintain market share. Ultimately driven by broader design creep trends within a given market segment.

"Hey, that would be a sweet cowboy shirt if it weren't for the design creep on the pockets"

by moltencore October 1, 2007

veteran creep

A Veteran Creep or VC is a seasoned athlete at the sport of creeping. A VC owns their socially creepy behavior unapologetically and typically can't or won't curb this behavior regardless of the social setting. Ironically a VC is quite successful with the opposite sex.

Tiger just couldn't help himself . He's a veteran creep.

by Miguel Esperanzo April 3, 2017

Mission Creep

When a local law enforcement unit conducts a long term investigation, and a federal agent slowly inserts themselves towards the end of this investigations just to be part of the raid that arrests the target so they can get credit and look like the hero at the press conference.

"Who's this Joe guy and why is he suiting up with us for the raid?"
"He's a Fed. Mission Creep."
"Gotcha"

by John E. Law November 30, 2019

IM Creep

Men who look for women who they have never had any prior contact with to Facebook IM at night with the usual "Hi" or "Hi baby, you're sexy" looking for somekind of fictional porno conversation.

Christi: Dude, I woke up to four IM creep messages this morning.
Tayler: Fuck, guys are horny this time of year

by Ihatehipstersbitches December 27, 2010