Similar to happy hour, but with cereal. When the local grocery and drug stores are having sales on cereal, and you just buy as much boxes as you want to eat as much as you want in one hour. Good for when you are just bored and hungry.
by gulsk329 July 05, 2010
Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
by ieatantsforbreakfast November 07, 2021
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 04, 2021
The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.
Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.
by ProfS May 04, 2010
a day dedicated to cereal which has been honoured by debby the speech therapist, held on the 11/06
debby never forgets, and neither do we
debby never forgets, and neither do we
happy debby cereal day!
by laxukii June 17, 2021
by Morganhas February 16, 2016
A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 09, 2019