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The Market Bishop 

Some guy who finds himself trading on discord, why he started at age 12 is a whole other story. Apparently he is Indian, so he I have heard rumors that he own several scam call centers so I would personally buy call leaps on those. He also sells 1 on 1s...so theres that, maybe take put leaps on those. The Market Bishop is also someone who dumbs down everything with trading because he usually only has 2.3 braincells during the average day
Wow, that The Market Bishop has an unusally high winrate percentage...must be all that intel he gets from his call scam centers
The Market Bishop by KevinLadka January 22, 2025
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Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank
“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”

thrash the head off the bishop 

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way
Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop