Benjamin

A fat Vietnamese dude who loves calling himself a cuck and a chud he deserves nothing in life

Bro that waiter is such a Benjamin

I would hate to be a Benjamin

by footfunguswarrior November 18, 2025

benjamin tornado

A fuck ton of money

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

Benjamin

A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches

Benjamin? Yeah, he touched a kid.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.

Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”

by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021

benjamin y pou

Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.

If I had a pedicure I could benjamin y pou that site

by big globeee November 11, 2021

Benjamin

The guy with big heart, when he love once he love forever, fantastic in bed and so funny.

You never meet Benjamin ? Shame..

by Franklin bige November 21, 2021

Benjamin Poindexter

a term commonly used to describe a catboy with a fat ass

person 1: "look at that catboy with a fat ass."
person 2: "omg he's such a Benjamin Poindexter."
person 1: "ikr."

by bvllseyes July 22, 2023