Get the aunt-by-marriage mug.When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faith mug.An individual who doesn't contact you during your life, until after you visit your mother in hospice care and then informs you that your visitation was suspicious. In general a person who falsely accuses you of some wrongdoing especially at the most hurtful time. Also, an individual who will, for example, make a will for your mentally ill mother with a brain tumor that excludes you from the will. Alternatively, a general reference to someone who is cruel and heartless and doesn't apologize for their actions. Alternatively, an individual with a god complex.
Wow, that person is such an Aunt Corinne... Oh man, you were just Aunt Corinned I feel so sorry for you... ugh, I was just Aunt Corinned, I can't believe someone would do that...
by Potato Chips For Breakfast December 23, 2021
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