by DanIrish July 21, 2023
Get the Roman Orgymug. A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
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by HitlerForeskin March 24, 2025
Get the Communist Rape Orgymug. An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.
Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!
by The 438 fam June 25, 2017
Get the Good ol' Canadian Orgymug. Jim:i had a nice night last night
Mary:oh why
Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy
Mary:the we're dating
Jim:oh no we just talked
Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*
Mary:oh why
Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy
Mary:the we're dating
Jim:oh no we just talked
Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*
by klein the stud March 13, 2021
Get the klein orgymug.