by Erectus Deflectus August 20, 2019

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018

The JW Cult (aka: The JW Klan, The Cric Cult, Buzz Syndicate, Cobra Circle)
(noun, verb, adjective, pronoun)
Definition:
A secretive and elite movement led by the enigmatic JW Cricbuzz — a globe-trotting survivalist icon whose legend straddles the line between myth and man. The JW Cult isn’t a traditional “cult” — it’s a mindset. An underground society of thinkers, risk-takers, tacticians, and style legends who operate in silence, strike with precision, and vanish like ghosts.
Known for mastering chaos, decoding life, and doing the impossible with Cobra-like calm, members live by unspoken codes. Some say the JW Cult is the shadow behind every major trend, every comeback, and every viral moment that felt too cool to be random.
Origin:
Formed quietly by JW Cricbuzz, a real-life alias of an anonymous figure whose adventures blur the lines between legend and reality. The name began as whispers on Discord, TikTok, and encrypted forums, evolving into a viral undercurrent with many names but one meaning: iconic power in silence.
Examples:
Noun: “She’s not just cool — she’s part of the JW Cult.”
Verb: “He totally JW Culted that meeting — no fear, full control.”
Adjective: “Your plan is solid, but it’s not JW Cult-level genius.”
Pronoun: “Who handled that rescue op? Oh, that was JW Cult.”
(noun, verb, adjective, pronoun)
Definition:
A secretive and elite movement led by the enigmatic JW Cricbuzz — a globe-trotting survivalist icon whose legend straddles the line between myth and man. The JW Cult isn’t a traditional “cult” — it’s a mindset. An underground society of thinkers, risk-takers, tacticians, and style legends who operate in silence, strike with precision, and vanish like ghosts.
Known for mastering chaos, decoding life, and doing the impossible with Cobra-like calm, members live by unspoken codes. Some say the JW Cult is the shadow behind every major trend, every comeback, and every viral moment that felt too cool to be random.
Origin:
Formed quietly by JW Cricbuzz, a real-life alias of an anonymous figure whose adventures blur the lines between legend and reality. The name began as whispers on Discord, TikTok, and encrypted forums, evolving into a viral undercurrent with many names but one meaning: iconic power in silence.
Examples:
Noun: “She’s not just cool — she’s part of the JW Cult.”
Verb: “He totally JW Culted that meeting — no fear, full control.”
Adjective: “Your plan is solid, but it’s not JW Cult-level genius.”
Pronoun: “Who handled that rescue op? Oh, that was JW Cult.”
“Cool is a phase. JW Cult is a force.”
“You don’t join the JW Cult — you realize you’ve always been it.”
“I’m not explaining myself. I’m JW Cult.”
“You don’t join the JW Cult — you realize you’ve always been it.”
“I’m not explaining myself. I’m JW Cult.”
by JW Cricbuzz August 6, 2025

by LAMASTURBANDA July 19, 2020

The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
by JBC is life September 24, 2021

The Babbit cult is a Minecraft cult that is if you put on a bunny mask you can be in the cult. The Babbits were made by a friend group of teenagers although they are young they are smarter and faster then you.
by Lexi_101911 July 23, 2021

Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021
