VTOL Spam

The over excessive use of a VTOL (Vertical Take Off/Landing Vehicle) in a round of Crysis Multiplayer. It can become extremely annoy as one person dominates with the ease of aerial advantage. This is an extreme fail.

Retard Guy: YES! I'm gonna VTOL Spam you again! HAHAHA!

Rest of Players: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Admin: Dont worry guys. He is gonna get kicked.

Rest of Players: Yes!

Retard Guy:.............

by wlkrlegs176 June 24, 2011

Spam Clarinet

A penis. Especially one being blown. Penis

Do you play the spam clarinet?

by Hmmmm Notsureaboutthat November 10, 2019

selective spamming

When you share some piece of general information from the web, with only a selected set of people.

It could be an article that appeared on The Telegraph and one would think that everyone would have read it - but you still copy the link and send it to a couple of interested friends.

Other people might consider it spam, but your friends perhaps like it!

Martin: Did you read this about Europe .. link

Martina: Nice read! This selective spamming of inboxes is quite useful

by spss_wazupp April 12, 2012

Spam Knuckles

A fighter - professional or otherwise who, win or lose, lacks the punching power to knock you out.

"Come on Spam Knuckles is that all you've got for me?"

by Reguez June 21, 2016

Spam box

A term used to describe some one that's full of shit that no one is interested in.

Who the fuck wants to hear about his envelope collection. Leanord is some spam box.

by langer03 November 9, 2018

spam channel

A whining knobhead who joins an internet discussion forum and then whines about how vindictive the moderators are.

Spam Channel is the prime example.

by MiddleAgedDirtBag February 8, 2008

cock spam

Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.

Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.

by Cashbar May 13, 2015