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New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
by The Sgt. October 29, 2010
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Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!
mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!
by i<3anime July 3, 2011
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this is when chevy from (piscataway new jersey) first cums inside of the girls vagina,then proceeds to cramp inside the girls vagina,mixing the cum and the crap making the chevy mix.
Yo she just got the worst word Dirty chevy (Piscataway New Jersey Edition) from this guy at the party.
by Chevy 007 November 6, 2007
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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new jersey hoagie

When a girl is in between two men sexually.
Dude, me and Ben gave her the ol' New Jersey hoagie.
by dudeface363534 November 7, 2013
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new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live
man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost
by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011
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New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.
Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
by IncestWill June 18, 2017
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