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International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
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International wolfstar day

August 3rd is international wolfstar day. We will eat moony toast and cry.
by Beadylove August 3, 2021
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International Singularity Day

February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.
Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(
by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022
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International Guardian day

Property guardianship is an arrangement by which people are granted cheap accommodation in return for living flexibly, often in desirable locations and unusual properties such as former commercial buildings like pubs, offices, police stations and even historically important properties . They are great , creative and hard working people and we need to appreciate that by celebrating Guardians on the 14th of August !
“I can’t wait to celebrate International guardian day
by Urmumsmoosay June 19, 2021
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Also known as the ISB, is a shithole of a highschool in Switzerland, mostly made up of rich white kids. You recognize an ISB student either from their yelling on public transport, occupying the whole A2 club, or passed out in the streets on a saturday night. There’s no quiet place to study in this school, the only place where you can catch a break are the underground music rooms. But they’re occupied by seniors raw dogging their 8th grader girlfriends. The bathrooms are also a no go, unless you don’t mind clouds of nicotine. The teachers have no skills in working with kids and empathy does not exist. They have the same monkey brain as the crackheads at the train station. If you want a break, most of the kids in this school know or are drug dealers. So you can meet on the weekend to get drunk and high to forget your torments. Your brain is already frying because of the stupidity of the school, stress, and radiation from all the devices. So why not fry it some more by snorting speed. it’s the only thing making you feel alive anyways. 32k a year for a shitty education, with extra: Development of either depression, anxiety, or an eating disorder because you can’t afford to spend 10CHF a day for shit food. Get ready to pay more than 32K because therapy bills will start piling. The ISB might have a mascot but no spirit, you can’t expect high depressed students to cheer on the school that got them in their current misery.
Therapist: How do you have so much work and get so little sleep? It's not humane.

Student: I go to the International School of Basel, it's a norm there.
Therapist: Ah yes, I have a lot of patients from that school.
by uhohstinkypoopies420 October 1, 2019
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International klaus day

December 25th is international klaus day, on which you must watch the netflix original movie klaus or else
Better fucking watch klaus on international klaus day!
by ThisMelonBen December 24, 2020
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International Penis Day

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.
by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021
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