International Sneeze Day

may 17th, 2023
sneeze at 12:00 EST becuz y not

"I sneezed on international sneeze day yay"

by Uremomzgae May 13, 2023

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International Penis Day

A celebration that sounds absolutely fake, yet still exists.

"yo bro it's international penis day"
"excuse me?"

by atsa1ag083 March 15, 2021

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International wolfstar day

August 3rd is international wolfstar day. We will eat moony toast and cry.

International wolfstar day is the best day ever.

by Beadylove August 3, 2021

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International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.

Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?

by Bongonog November 11, 2019

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February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.

Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(

by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022

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International Guardian day

Property guardianship is an arrangement by which people are granted cheap accommodation in return for living flexibly, often in desirable locations and unusual properties such as former commercial buildings like pubs, offices, police stations and even historically important properties . They are great , creative and hard working people and we need to appreciate that by celebrating Guardians on the 14th of August !

“I can’t wait to celebrate International guardian day”

by Urmumsmoosay June 19, 2021

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