i’m gonna go to bed anyway

you really just fucked me off.

“do u wanna call” she says
he replies with “yeah but i’m gonna smoke just fyi”
“ oh dw, i’m gonna go to bed anyway” was her response

you just pissed her tf off

by the silent breather June 30, 2023

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

I’m a man child

Someone immature

Well hello there I’m a man child

by Lolgigger March 25, 2019

I’m Smooth

No thank you

“Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”

by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022

i’m nuts

being nuts is another way of saying cool or just too good at something.

i’m nuts

also use

she’s nuts, he’s nuts, their nuts, we’re nuts

by i’m nuts January 26, 2023