Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.
by emogurl721 August 4, 2011

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.
by Muzz444 April 30, 2014
