Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Bottom Threeder

A person on the TV show American Idol who is frequently in the bottom three, but somehow stays on the show.

Jacob Lusk is the biggest bottom threeder and i don't know who keeps voting for him.

by idolhater June 14, 2011

e bottom

An e-girl or e-boy being bottom

"Who do you simp for dude ?" said Jack
"Some e bottom" replied Jacques
"E girl or E boy" asked Jack
"Both dude" answered Jacques

by Nmystere69 February 11, 2021

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010

Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

by djsjakakakefjdjs June 26, 2023

Da Bottom

A part of West Philly that use to be a bad area but it is gettin better

We be down da bottom akh ima Holla at chu.

by Nep19120 May 15, 2021

matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015