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fag bag cum rag 

a faggot that is used as a cum rag
fag bag cum rag by Mudog69 April 12, 2021
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The greasy cum slap 

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.
“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

National Eat your Cum Day 

Bored? Eat your cum! June 12th is the perfect day to eat your cum so start eating!
Riane: "Beau it's national eat your cum day"
Beau: "Oh shit you're right brb" /j

Knee deep In cum 

When your sister walks in your room “I’m knee deep in cum”

Butter-nut-cum 

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.
Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*
Butter-nut-cum by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022

BURY THE CUM 

my wifes temptation

takes over my mind
thrust it in
feeling weak in my dick
summon the erection
of cuum

I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN
BUT I RUN AWAY
FROM CHILD SUPPORT
NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH

I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING
SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT

DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY
MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE

they inherited my genes
surrounded by my children
cant run away

keep breaking the law
abusing the child
led astray

through the lands i runn away
the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth
oh no he knows i ammm his father
he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers

I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING
REJECTINNNNNNNG
MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD
I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN
LIFE IN ISOLATION
I HAVE BEEN CURSED
CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH

FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE
FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
DESCENDING MISERY
AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS
DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS
LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND
FEARS PULLING ME
FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE

lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse
constellations of my children
dancing to my death, because theyre bastards
dreams of my wife have dissapeared
she no longer exists, because shes deaaad
the child chases all masses
pulling strings, finding me as i run
you want my money? then come try and take it
beyond the wall
children die
secret hatred
bloodline dissapears
my mind embraces
crimson joy
does it dim my heart
healing my debt

bury the cum deep withinnnn
cast aside theres no coming homme
were burning the marriage contract
drifting in the land all alone