No one will ever believe you

Used by Bill Murray when facing common people. Seems like his catchphrase.

“Don’t bother telling anyone our conversation, no one will ever believe you.”

by diddi April 5, 2012

One for the stink and two for the pink

the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)

One for the stink and two for the pink

by Hmmmm May 12, 2004

One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Air-Force One

A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.

Sean: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Sean: Found another Air-Force One.
Steve: lolniggerzLOLrolf
Sean: Yeah man, seriously.

by manupod April 10, 2008

2 guys one sandbox

The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick

Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.

by 666jackass666 June 30, 2016

One handed dab

When you feel the need for a sick dab but you’re playing Nintendo wii so you can only use one hand

One handed dab - the movement of the inner part of the elbow over the face in rapid or repeated movement

by Padre_Dadre October 21, 2017

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006