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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.
by Proteins May 9, 2018
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John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017
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jollibee john

by beepobeep November 22, 2021
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John Style

"CMONN baby its 20 fucking 23 baby lets fuckin get it baby CMONN do it right baby do it johnn styleee cmon u know what we tb u know what we reppinn bruh fuckinn 503 the fuck is up?? lead that shit in 2023 ik how to fuckin do it where i come from cmon bruh"
by Dys😩 January 17, 2023
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John Forsaken

Hey is that Shedletsky, John Forsaken?!?!?!? I wanna play forsaken with him!!!!
by Makar4ik August 2, 2025
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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