Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

by Europe2048 December 18, 2023

cat

dog

cat = dog

by cat 49 December 2, 2022

Cat

A Cat Name.

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one.

Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat..

Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!

by kittencarol12 December 5, 2022

Cat

Cat. An otherwise oversized peanut or very creamy cream

I got a Jar of cats at home. they are huge.

cum

by rockygraywolf December 6, 2022

chuck the cat

Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.

Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.

by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022