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I.T. Daddy

An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.
"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."
by TheOneTrueSpartanKick November 26, 2024
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All Sugar, No Daddy

A person who enjoys the perks of a lavish lifestyle - fancy dinners, gifts, and indulgence - but without the commitment, obligations, or reciprocation expected in a traditional sugar daddy arrangement.
Jenna loves getting spoiled with designer bags and five-star dinners, but the moment someone brings up expectations, she's out the door -- classic "all sugar, no daddy" behavior.
by LavashLuva February 19, 2025
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N.I.L. Daddy

The main sponsor of a college team (most commonly football) who gives large sums of money to the university to become the unofficial owner of the team. this money is then used to pay and attract athletes through N.I.L. money essentially turning a college team into a professional team.
Phil knight is the N.I.L. daddy of the university of Oregon's football program.
by Parzival Kau November 15, 2025
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by penisslikker January 2, 2024
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