"Toilet Hand" It is the act of using your hands to wipe your buttocks clean after defecating.
"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.
Me: Yo Ezra, your toilet paper is so crummy. I'm deadass going to just Toilet Hand.
Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.
by WordMasterDmoney February 8, 2026
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by DardenTheGreat February 12, 2026
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