doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

do the meme

(verb) to bring an internet meme to life, either intentionally or by accident (which is often more hilarious)

"Omg they did the meme! He and his friend pointed into the distance at the Beyond Fried Chicken!"

"That talking cat is literally doing the meme at those two women!"

"I want to do the meme! I want to wear a blue hat that says 'Please be patient I am _______!'"

by tourchan December 26, 2023

What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?

A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
“What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.

"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"

by 1x10 November 20, 2025

What can I do sometimes

The phrase was used by a former national team coach (Fatih Terim) in an interview. Though grammatically wrong, it entered the Turkish daily language as a way of meaning "there is nothing to do about this" and it is being used in English.

next stop: everything is something happens. :)

X: Abi internet çalışmıyor, maili atamıyorum. (Dude, the internet is not working. I can't send the mail)
Y: What can I do sometimes.

by damlitaa July 2, 2024

Doing a bugg

To do fuck all all the time

Them: Took you a long time to do that

Me: Yeah I was doing a bugg

by Buggley March 6, 2024

do lunch

A "do lunch" is an stuck up, professional with an anal attachment to regulations and trivial details.

I fell and ripped my tights this morning, and my boss just gave me a speech about "office-appropriate wear" and "responsible professional appearances" she is so do lunch.

by NoNoNope May 14, 2015

What are you doing?

Used when someone is annoyed at someone

Guy: Turns off light when someone is still in the room
Other guy: What are you doing?

by H3ge October 6, 2021