because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

wille vodka

a super cool guy thats really awsome .

look at that guy he locks so god he must be a wille vodka

by typ aa March 1, 2017

beluga vodka

The best Russian vodka created. Masterfully created in the heart of Siberia by bears, it says on the bottle best consumed with caviar. The legend has the recipe was created by Putin himself.

This Beluga vodka goes through like water

by Taptgat May 20, 2017

pineapple vodka

It's the equivalent of a hot girl in a tiki themed bar giving you a hot golden shower!

That girl from panama 🇵🇦 joes gave me and my buddy some sweet Pineapple Vodka

by urbandrum1 June 26, 2017

Backwash vodka

Vodka that has been opened or was open for a while

Tim: dude we don’t have vodka

Steve: Just grab the backwash vodka!!! Hurry we’re gonna be late

by Satansbaby310 November 14, 2018

vildi vonka

Vildi Vonka is a girl named Vilde who resembles Willy Wonka. They both got a fresh cut bob and bangs. They’re both pale and looks like HOT vampires. If you ever meet a Vildi Vonka, run. She will poop on you without hesitation. Common misconception: Willy Wonka loves chocolate and has a chocolate factory, because of this many believe that Vildi Vonka does too. But the truth is Vildi does not like chocolate and only eats poop. If u ever see her with chocolate around her mouth it’s most of the time POOP. NEVER ask her for chocolate, most of the time u get POOP!!!!!

Normal person 1: Hey do you have poop on ur hands?
Normal person 2: yeah, I got Vildi Vonked
Normal person 1: Damn that’s probably chocolate then.
Vildi Vonka is a poop lover

by Vildi Vonka April 14, 2020

vanilla vodka

vanilla vodka

I want vanilla vodka.

by genericuser3301 May 6, 2021