An act that involves ejaculating in a falafel or shwarma in place of white sauce, typically given to someone being rude at a resturant.
That asshole over there is wearing one of those "fuck islam" Shirts like there's nothing wrong with it, I hope he likes Turkish delight
by Stevemadden January 15, 2018

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)
When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.
by edward houssein June 27, 2008

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.
Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!
by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009

by KG or kuch god September 19, 2016

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.
After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.
by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache
by squishy42 November 22, 2010
