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three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.
I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.
by Britney Trolley November 19, 2007
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three palms

a place where all scene kids and emos like to 'hang' after they've been standing at hungry jacks for too long and want to get 'crunk' so they can annoy the general public and run around talking about how they know each other off myspace and taking photos, many scene kids are eager to get high so are an easy target to rip off.
You can easily see the emos and scene kids sitting in a large group under a tree or around one of the palm trees.
They are often taken advantaged of.
If you do see a scene kid you may feel the need to vomit as they are far worse than emos.

This is what grinds me gears more than anything.
Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS: r we still meeting @ flinderz @ 12?

Somedumbassemo:totez, do u have ur booze for three palms? Ily <3

Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS:omg!1 will jus get beau or sumfin to get it for us! Coz his hawt and luffs us and everythin'. Mayb we can buy some weed of sum1 aswell for a ridiculus price becoz we'd get ripped off anyway for being a dirty scenexcore kent.

Somedumbassemo: .....see u there! Rawr. Ily <333
by you'll never find me. February 2, 2008
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Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
by Milaga March 26, 2009
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Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.
"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."
by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009
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three linin

When people BBM (blackberry messanger) somone and three lines show up beside their lil face guy.

This could be because a)they are on the phone b) their phone is dead c) they are out of service area d) their data is down

However,there have been a few instances in where three linin has occurred and the cause is unknown ...
Fuck! amy's three linin must be talkin to that douche again ...

Have you talked to Kait today? shes been three linin for hours ...

OoooOOooo you were talkin to Myra ... saw you three linin buddy
by Kaitamylin February 27, 2009
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Three shot volley

A term used to ejaculate in all three holes, Vagina , Anal and mouth of your girlfriend during one sex session.
" Im telling you Sam, i gave her a three shot volley! Bang, Bang , Bang!"
by samduk January 19, 2010
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Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.
"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."
by Ponyguy March 28, 2010
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