Post Oak Middle School

If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.

Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?
"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"

"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"
by clyderin May 09, 2024
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Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
Post Oak Middle School is a crazy school.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 08, 2023
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Oak Ridge School

A dumbass sister school in Massachusetts that is full of asshole rich kids and douchebag teachers who don’t care if a kid is being bullied. The whole school smells like dirty ass and everyone who goes there is a little snob who have parents that put their fucking zip code on their hats at soccer games. Absolute dog shit compared to the god school Forestdale
Person 1: Hey What school did you go to?

Person 2: Oak Ridge School

Person 1: Fuck you
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Oak beater

A man who beats his wood when he goes into the forest and then he comes home with lots of wood for the fire
Wood cutter: Damn bro that jake guy is so good he is an oak beater
Jake: I know im so strong and it gets the job done
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Tangly oaks

An alcoholic beverage (typically wine) that will cause your girlfriend to sleep with another woman in your bed.
Had some tangly oaks last night and my girlfriend fucked my boss
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
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Person 2: Yes.
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