sneezy pineapple

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning
by PineappleCult September 30, 2022
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Pineapple Bendover

It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.
Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.
by Darkly_Disturbing October 07, 2021
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Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.
"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"
by shark00hunter November 02, 2022
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Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.
You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.
by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018
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Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses
Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 28, 2017
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Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
by Optimus0608 January 12, 2022
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