Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

sneezy pineapple

A moist queef

Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning

by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual

That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.

by mellogeek August 10, 2019

Pineapple Hairs

The youtuber “Anix” has asked his fellow subscribers to make sure this ends up on urban dictionary. here we are. he used the term “pineapple hairs” in his video where he made spongebob’s house VERY WELL

Look Anix, it’s pineapple hairs!

by peppas.army June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The top part of a pineapple in Roblox's Bloxburg, made by the Bloxburg Builder and YouTuber Anix

Somebody better have the word Pineapple Hairs on Urban Dictionary by tomorrow - Anix

by Violette-Chan June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

A word used for Spongebob's pineapple house and the green plants at the top. This word, pineapple hairs was made up by the one and only Anix in his youtube video.

Whoa, look at Spongebob's pineapple hairs on top of his house!

by lerikanicole June 16, 2020