Mia Swier

Darren’s big beard.

Have you heard about Mia Swier?
Yeah, I pity her, she had to marry a gay man because his husband’s PR team forced him to.

by gleetrash April 21, 2020

Mia Pizzino

Italian (gone wrong) turned boong , went from going to school to being a year 10 drop out, hitting licks from liquor land & bws with her sista girls in boob tubes , to get BALUEEEEE and LEGLESSSSS SISTA naw stawp ya makin me jerppppppp unna.

“MY SISTA GIRL DID A MIA PIZZINO WENT STRAIGHT FROM WHITE YORGA TO BLACK YORGA”

by YaDaddysCum February 13, 2019

Mia F.

a very smol girl who likes the games Gacha Life and Deltarune.

I am the legendary goat(meaning the animal)

I AM Mia F.

by delete this March 20, 2019

Mia Rose

Mia is a kind person but she's friends with a bunch of stupid people in her class. She has okay grades and she does well in school. The only things decent about her appearance is her socks. Her socks are legendary.

You wish you had socks like Mia Rose.

by retard826sspinner April 28, 2019

Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Mia B.

- Energetic
- Can't finish sentences
- Hydro Flask
- Will drag you into convos you didn't know existed
- Long pants
- GSO but how?

"HII'MMIAANDTHISISMYINSTAANDIREALLYLIKEGSOANDMR.KAPLANISFUCKINGBALDAND"
"Mia B. PLEASE STOP"

by enthusiastic September 24, 2019

mia moncado

Shes A tipical girl next door with dark brown hair and frikels whoever she is lonley as fuck. She got ghosted by her middle school boy friend and hasnt dated sense. She not very confenident even tho she shouod be because she gorerous and fucking beautful but always denies it. She has an indie vibe and has great taste is oldies music. She has the prettiest and most loyal friends and is quiet when you first meet her but is crazy when u get to know her. She is very social and gets along with almost anyone her best friend is usally named after a season. She looks for men who can make her laugh and can skate. Shes just all around a funny person. If you ever meet her youll defently remember her funny personitly.

Look theres mia moncado Person: Damn she pretty and funny.

by Mia Moncado October 13, 2020