neo-cooming

when you zum to a hot person

Person 1: damn they/them are so fucking hot i just zame in my pants
Person 2: bro stop neo-cooming

by GimbasBrothers July 31, 2021

undoing cooking

Undoing cooking by throwing the pasta in trash and gordon ramsay shouting at you

Idiot 1: undoing cooking!
Idiot 2: How?
Idiot 1: Throwing it into the trash!
Gordon Ramsay: OH GOD, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS.

by wierdchar121 November 21, 2021

Zodiac Coping

The process of someone using their zodiac sign in order to justify their (usually bad) actions and behaviour.

Person 1: I'm sorry, I am a leo--
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!

by PolyPixl09 February 13, 2022

Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked

Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass

by Olegard April 18, 2022

Spite Cooling

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.

“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.

by Glorth2 July 12, 2023

Glass Cooking Tycoon

A game about cooking meth and selling it to people for a profit. but to be on roblox, its chemical made glass (Meth) which you can eat

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Glass Cooking Tycoon? it is a game where you make meth-
Person 2: ITS GLASS. FOR WINDOWS. NOT METH. It's for windows yeah?
Person 1: Right i forgot. yeah its glass

by ThatSharkyDude August 16, 2024

Dry Coping

Dry Coping is a very nerdy, beta, boring, and uneducated way of coping.

“Dry coping isn’t even a word” -Nick
“Yes it is” -Wet Chad

by Wigily Wizard December 6, 2023