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Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.
I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.
by clermontboy May 19, 2025
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Capitate

The act of putting somebody's head on.
Jimmy lost his head so they had to capitate him.
by Peanut Bomb March 8, 2023
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Great use of Capital Letters

When you are marking someone’s English you would say ‘Great use of capital letters!’ Instead of ‘great use of vocabulary!’
Good work George you used a great use of capital letters!
by RYeet2308 November 25, 2019
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capitalism

the raccoon who put you on a plane and shipped you to an island in the middle of nowhere so you can do unpaid forced labor for him
tom nook is the sedition of capitalism. that’s it. that’s the entry
by i don’t know who i am either December 15, 2021
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romantic capital

Capital accrued from generating romantic feelings from a romantic interest.
When I bought her flowers for Valentine Day, my romantic capital with her increased.

I was trying to build my romantic capital by taking her to an expensive restaurant for dinner. She thought her romantic capital was going to increase when she got me socks and a tie as a Valentine's Day present. It DID NOT. Good riddance to her, they are the only sock I wear these days.
by Batman Kienyeji February 1, 2024
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capitals

A team in the NHL that is one of the best
The Capitals take on the penguins
by Blues Fan1111 August 9, 2021
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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