Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

by FatPat_P March 6, 2018

bomb the bathroom

the term for explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom. some dude got arrested for saying this a little to loudly.

dude why did you bomb the bathroom at school?

by dump truck trump fuck December 3, 2020

Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core

'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.

Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."

by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024

bathroom class

when kids new to middle school add class to everything

Person 1: Oh mah god i am getting late for locker class
Person 2: I'm getting late for BATHROOM CLASS

by PAPER MACHE December 11, 2019

Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.

Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

womens bathroom

The most supportive positive place a woman can go with no judgement .usually gone to in pairs.

I’m feeling really sad can we go to the womens bathroom together

by Kenziee2 November 11, 2022