Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

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Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.

I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.

by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011

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attention issues

attention issues is someone who leaves the person in a room by themselves and wants to go with you and be all over you.

please don’t leave me i have attention issues. i will cry if you leave me

by javior November 23, 2023

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Attention Seeker

~someone who uses primarily filters and flash on instagram
~someone who will spread false rumors to gain the liking of others (usually more so with makeup plastered on their face)
~a copycat

"Jesus have you noticed how much of an attention seeker Alix is?"
"No kidding. She's ripped off this one girl all year last year"

by Duckkingisfather September 11, 2020

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