- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
Get the benjamin mamug. by discord.ggmel1221 May 6, 2021
Get the Benjamin Spivak silvermug. The most trusting, warm hearted, sweet, caring, kind person in the world. Also very cute. Always listens to what you have to say, and the best boyfriend ever. The kind of person that would never cheat on someone, and has an amazing smile that light up your day.
by Lucy Buttrick November 20, 2018
Get the Benjamin William Jamesonmug. by Smaeul July 11, 2024
Get the Benjamin Raganmug. A fucking dick ass cunt rapist bitch whore. He sucks. Don't trust a Benjamin. They either manipulate you or want your boobs. They suck.
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches
Penis ranges from 1-2 inches
by timlover99 January 30, 2024
Get the Benjaminmug. Dude that broke the instagram like feature on first day of internship.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.
Now does weekly "tutorials" on math. Gets everyone to clone his instagram fork on github
But man what beautiful fingers.
by big globeee November 11, 2021
Get the benjamin y poumug. When rolling a blunt. It is the term used for using a $100 bill as a rolling paper and smoking the dollar with your Marijuana.
Hey I just got my paycheck. I'm about to go roll a blunt. Want to join? I'm making a Benjamin Stanklin, I take the first hundred dollars off my paycheck and roll marijuana onto it and roll it up and smoke it.
by Lickmadick December 21, 2016
Get the benjamin stanklinmug.