Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

capital

used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight.

"That's splendid! Capital!"

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's 10 sangs

9 ganBJrastas 1 g.cap. Player 1 can choose from BJ sang or rose's Player 2 can only choose the ganBJrastas and the g.cap. Player 2 can only play the g.cap last after the ganBJrastas are jumped off the board. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1 the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 14, 2022

capitalism

the raccoon who put you on a plane and shipped you to an island in the middle of nowhere so you can do unpaid forced labor for him

tom nook is the sedition of capitalism. that’s it. that’s the entry

by i don’t know who i am either December 15, 2021

Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.

sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!

by Ace of Fours July 23, 2022

Capital Kid

A Capital Kid is a person who grew up in a positive family unit, parents still together and typically middle or upper class.
Their dress and listen to mainstreme music and clothing labels.
Typically attending private schools playing mainstreme sports.

There seems to be a lot of Capital Kids at underground hip hop and metal shows these days!

by CarterD November 7, 2017

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2013