man lean

The man lean consists of placing both arms (one on top of the other) on a balcony railing, and adopting a facial expression akin to that of one getting lost in fond memories of the past, while silently weighing up the pros and cons of waiting for one's partner to finally finish their shopping against vaulting the balcony and ending their suffering. Most commonly occurs in shopping centres/malls, and is similar in many ways to the man chair, although takes place outside of the store. A true form of silent struggle. Next time you see a man lean in progress, why not slip a brother a thumbs up, to let him know that things are going to be okay.

"Yo, dude, check it out, you see that right there? Man lean."

"Woah, he looks so...lost..."

"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."

"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."

"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."

by RedderMist May 19, 2014

Lean hiring

When a company rarely recruits more employees, leading its current employees to take on more work then they are being paid to do and some job hunters to remain unemployed.

Ashley: Dude, why hasn't any of this companies gotten back to me about my applications?
Clyde: They probably do lean hiring so they can save money from not having to pay so many employees.

by Who will stop the rain? August 16, 2025

Lean

Lean - a meme (for example: lighting mcqueen, change it to purple, lighting mclean?!?!?! I LOVE LEAN, and other stuff.)

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by OrangeDebilAU March 3, 2022

Dick Lean

Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.

I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Lean

Lean (purple drank) is a purple drink that is made by mixing codeine promethazine cough syrup into sprite and throwing in some jolly ranchers. some nick names are: purple drank, dirty sprite, Texas tea, sizzurp, syrup and barre

Gimmie sum of dat lean

by Leanlover123 March 9, 2022

Levy County Lean

Truck style that only works on Chevy and GMC Trucks. Don’t try to use on a FORD otherwise you will be found broken down on the side of the road. Levy County lean lifts the front 2 - 12” while removing the blocks, leaf springs or adding drop shackles. You should not be able to see over your hood of the truck while "leanin", the truck should feel as you're in a space ship pointed towards the sky. After the lean is installed this increases towing capacity, miles per gallon and adds horsepower.

Oh look ole JJ got that Levy County Lean on his 90's body style Chevy Silverado.

by get er done! July 13, 2021

lean liver

someone who has such an intimate attachment to LEAN they would give up their life if given the choice between 1 million dollars and LEAN.

oh my god, did you hear about Amy? she chose to live the life of a LEAN Liver!

by Butterflymoss June 11, 2022