blacklight blessing

A blessing amidst a tragedy. One that you have to look to find, it isn't obvious or immediate.

My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.

by slushiesybil74 November 17, 2009

Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.

I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.

by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake

shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase

by bk.adenn February 19, 2022

Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

by GogglesPower May 31, 2018

Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.

Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018