Pebis University

Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!

Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.

Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.

by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 11, 2020

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Peliah

Peliahs are an absolute character. She will always make you laugh and do the craziest things and make you double over in laughter.

“Have you met Peliah? She’s hilarious!”

by Psuedopodge October 16, 2020

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Peliah

The instant you meet a Peliah you will fall off your chair with how horrifying beautiful she is. Peliah is dorky, cute, loving, friendly, crazy, and just all around a peach. Her dancing will knock your socks off with how spasticly perfect it is! Peliah will drive you anywhere for a low price of 50 bucks! One second she will hug you and the next she will karate chop you into a black hole. She is super sweet! Naturally gorgeous! So kind! Extremely sassy! Overall Peliah is a really good person to have around!

P.s. she has and for days!!!

Isabelle" peliah is gorgeous isn't she." Havilah "hell yeah she is!"

by Swansgirl24 October 16, 2020

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Peliah

Someone who is snarky and sarcastic. Is down for anything and will never leave you in a tight bind. Always down to play children's games like capture the flag. Easily the most dignified in a room even when she thinks she's being silly. If a Peliah wants to be your friend, you may consider yourself blessed. She doesn't waste her time on just anyone. Stunning features, striking poses, and the most laugh worthy comments in any conversation!

Peliah is so out of my league, man. How do I get her attention!

by Derek2 October 16, 2020

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pebis

pebis is an all powerful life form above the weak frail human. pebis is all seeing and can obliterate you in the matter of seconds. pebis will swallow the earth whole to generate more life energy. pebis is beyond the common mortal.

if you worship pebis he will reward you with humongous big boi badonkers.

by vixi December 5, 2020

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