Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Novopacké Mojito

An act when lemon scented oil and mint scented oil are mixed and used as lubricant for anal sex.

Her anal was too dry to get fucked, Soo I made her Novopacké Mojito.

by Mr. Freakl October 22, 2025

the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 16, 2011

an idea with merit

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life.

boy a) do you remember our teacher metioned these ideas that are so a billion percent worth implementing, what are they called again?

boy b) an idea with merit?

boy a) thanks man, dunno what i'd do without you in class..

by Sexydimma May 20, 2012

an idea with merit

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life.

man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Yale to study biochemistry. however, i can't afford the tuition. what can i do?

man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?

man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?

man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.

man a) Are you fucktarded?

man b) no. i think my idea is an idea with merit.

man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so, therefore i don't want to implement your idea.

by Sexydimma December 14, 2012

an idea with merit

an idea that's a billion percent worth implementing in real life.

man a) my niece, who lives with me since she ran away from home a few years ago due to my alcoholic of a brother, was accepted to Harvard to study biochemistry. I can't afford the tuition. what can i do?

man b) i know i sound a bit esoteric, but would you remember the movie Stealing Harvard?

man a) um, yeah, sort of. Why du ask?

man b) I plan on helping your niece by reenacting the scenario from the movie Stealing Harvard.

man a) Are you serious?

man b) yes. i think it's an idea with merit.

man a) okay, you are entitled to your opinion, but the Unforgiveables don't think so.

by Sexydimma February 24, 2013

okey-doke mojito

in squid games episode 6 when Sae-byeok and Lee Yoo-Mi talk about mojitos you say this to forget about the grief

jhon: remember that episode of squid games with the marbles
ronald: yea that was funny i said okey-doke mojito

by its me your boi Xxshitonthefor August 31, 2022