The Japanese Occupation of Snowland

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland is a lesser known period of imperial history, but with equally as devastating short-term and long-term impacts. The indigenous citizens of Snowland, usually peaceful, were forced to submit to the strength of the Japanese military. Throughout the occupation, citizens were taxed unrealistically, beaten, and in many cases, removed from their homes altogether. Several rebellion movements occurred by local militias throughout the period, but none were successful. At the end of the occupation, Snowland was set back centuries in terms of innovation and progress, and is still considered a heavily undeveloped region in today’s world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Japanese Occupation of Snowland?
Person 2: Indeed I have. Pour one out for the lives lost during those tragic times.

by The Lesser-Known History Man December 02, 2021

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

Japanese fruit pie

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

Japanese talking toilet

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff

John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

by Eye Ladies July 17, 2022

Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.

Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.

by Zach50 January 28, 2020

Japanese Cinnamon Roll

The result of Bukkake.

We shot a bukkake scene with little Mai Ping, we turned that bitch into a Japanese Cinnamon Roll!

by 63mikeisgreat02 August 17, 2019