I zVortex I

The goat of siege

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed”

by I zVortex I April 16, 2024

I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

I-G-G-I

A simple way to confuse someone or a way to get out of a conversation fast.

"Hey what did you do last night?"
"I-G-G-I"

"Do you want to hang out?"
" I-G-G-I"

by Lemondroppletz September 6, 2021

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025