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anonymous boner

An erection one gets randomly, for no exact reason.
Guy 1: Dude what's with the bulge in your pants?
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's just an anonymous boner.
by maddogmike September 5, 2013
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fat boner

fat bon·er |fat ˈbōnər|
noun

When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
"I love lasagna so much, I'm getting a fat boner just thinking about it."
by mootish21 January 7, 2010
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BONER'D THE FUCK UP

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.
"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku
by bloodfrost September 27, 2011
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Piss Boner

A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
by Bonerection September 27, 2010
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Ninja Boner

A ninja boner is an erect penis that you must stealthily conceal whilst moving, which involves disguises and clever use of shadow and vegetation.

Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.
Last night Jen gave me such a ninja boner at the party, I had to creep around the outside of the garden in the dark to get a drink.
by Massive Jones June 7, 2007
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boner

I sat in class bored
I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.
by mlpgod June 9, 2017
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poop boner

A need to poop that gives you a slight erection
Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.
by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006
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