Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Attention

Some thing that I will never give a hoe.

“ aaliyah gimme attention ”
No bitch, df do I look like .

by Aaliyah hoe November 20, 2020

attention cycle

One who attains a motorcycle with the intent to get attention. Mostly associated with Harley Davidson owners and riders. An obnoxious motorcycle.

did you see daves new attention cycle? obviously its working since were talking about it.

im tired of that attention cycle speeding up and down the street.

by ea_sports August 31, 2016

Attention whore

Someone who puts Themselves on there snapchat story multiple times crying for simple attention

Does anything it takes to blame someone for something because he/she is always the victim.

Cry’s when there mom says no to something

Goes with a trend for attention like juuling

Brad: you see what that attention whore Ariana put on her story she’s such a attention whore

by Cootereater69 May 4, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Attention Deficit Nigga

Also known as an ADN. It’s a person who needs attention constantly and can barely do anything for themselves. These type of people are generally socially inept, rude, loud, self absorbed types who can only get people to hang around them if they have money or drugs When they run out of things people want ADNs are more than likely to call 911 or get dropped off at a hospital so that they can get the nurses and staff to take care of their constant need for attention.

My home girl usually only dates those Attention Deficit Niggas cause she got issues.

by Sahib92107 March 14, 2024

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025