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doin dips on the runner

Doing tricep dips on a treadmill.
"I like doin dips on the runner. Den gainz."
by Supaname July 29, 2015
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Bird Runners

Bird Runners is a fun game made by “DoodlebirdVR” and the “Doodle Studios” team. In the game Bird Runners, you can become a bird and fly around with other while playing mini games such as, Floor is lava, and more to come soon!

Bird Runners needs money

Https://patreon.com/doodlestudiosgames

Go check it out!
Bird Runners is amazing!
Bird Runners!
Oh my god!!! Is that doodle!!
by doodlevr June 6, 2022
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mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?
by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022
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Runner Guidelines

1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.

2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.

3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.

4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.

5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!
by TheHoppah22 April 7, 2014
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Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
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load runner

A Superhero Extraordinnaire load runner is
by Charlie Chucklebutty May 15, 2008
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Cube Runners

A popular applab game made by someone named XDEE1, it is a game about cubes and there are multiple gamemodes, such as Robberys, Horror, Flash Flood Survival, and Glass Bridge, this game has trusted user and multiple great staff members, go install it on VR
Let's go play Cube Runners!
I wanna play Cube Runners.
Cube Runners is amazing!
Check out Cube Runners!
by Dementia2749 August 19, 2023
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