Twin Cunt Punt

(Noun)- A professional tactic whereby a male employee lower on the corporate hierarchy than two females irreparably damages the credibility of the two females by proving to a third party that the work of the two females is incorrect.

Michael performed the fabled Twin Cunt Punt when, at the behest of Marcus the Partner, he reviewed Kelly and Erica's work and found several gaping holes in the analysis.

by Baseballa4Life86 April 7, 2011

Theater Cunt

See: faggot

Hey, do you see that theater cunt over there?

Yeah, he's such a fucking faggot.

by ILUV2REEDLOTZOFBOOKZ November 21, 2011

banana cunt

another form of twat waffle; used when you're smoking.

kali, you're such a banana cunt.

by dinaaaxdisaster February 23, 2009

dumb cunt

kayla

‘you have been diagnosed with kayla’ aka you are a dumb cunt

by __anonymous__28 December 11, 2018

Some kind of cunt

Phrase used to express disbelief at the stupidity of another's actions in which the offender is labeled "some kind of cunt."

Person 1: "I just bought the new Red Hot Chilli Peppers album."

Person 2: "Are you some kind of cunt?"

Person 1: "Yes."

by AYSKOC December 17, 2008

Iowan Corn Cunt

The act of sticking a cob of corn inside of your vagina (pussy) and having a man-friend munch on it for you. Commonly practiced in Iowa.

Olivia got the best Iowan Corn Cunt last week, she has been talking about it for days.

by olivigertaddmag January 2, 2008

Strawberry Cunt Syrup

The dark red syrupy liquid often found in a bloody cunt during her monthly dirty waterfall.

It wasn't until I took her panties off that I realized the dripping strawberry cunt syrup that she expected me to eat.

by Jesse Feberly February 24, 2008