How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch
When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.
by A816K September 25, 2018
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2:18 for the boys

A time for Jonathan and Jacob to hang out and watch some Disney+ or talk about some Grills. Its a chill time just for those too. And most importanly they only drink water while chilling.
Jacob: Ey its 2:18, what are we going to do?
Jonathan: Oh i have an idea. Lets hang and call it '2:18 for the boys'.
by the boiss March 31, 2020
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Ted 2

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Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA
In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.
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2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.
Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 27, 2023
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The Joker 2

The fated team-up! It was foretold! I foretold it! Lady Gaga GooGoo Man! Right!? Remember that!? I JUST remembered that! Lady Gaga Googoo Man! M
Hym "HAHAHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! I JUST NOW remembered that! I was at work and this song was playing and the lyrics to the chorus were 'All we hear. Is radio gaga. Radio googoo. Radio gaga.' The song is ridiculous and mindnumbing but it triggered the memory of LADY GAGA GOOGOO MAN! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT!? That is CLASSIC! The Ultimate Team-Up! When I get credit for A.I. I will officially change my handle to GooGoo Man! That's rich! And then I connected the dots and I'm like 'Oh yeah! Lady Gaga is in The Joker 2 so it's literally the fated Lady Gaga GooGoo Man team-up!' This is great! My life is complete I think... I got nothing left."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 05, 2020
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